Friday, July 4, 2008

Fizayen Kahti Hai Pyar Karo

Fizayen kahti hai pyar karo,
Bahaare kahti hai, aanke char karo.
Magar gharwale kahte hai,
Abhi umar kam hai
pahle M.B.A. pass karo..

Source: Hindi Shayari

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Her Voice

THE wild bee reels from bough to bough
With his furry coat and his gauzy wing.
Now in a lily-cup, and now
Setting a jacinth bell a-swing,
In his wandering;
Sit closer love: it was here I trow
I made that vow,

Swore that two lives should be like one
As long as the sea-gull loved the sea,
As long as the sunflower sought the sun,
It shall be, I said, for eternity
’Twixt you and me!
Dear friend, those times are over and done,
Love’s web is spun.

Look upward where the poplar trees
Sway and sway in the summer air,
Here in the valley never a breeze
Scatters the thistledown, but there
Great winds blow fair
From the mighty murmuring mystical seas,
And the wave-lashed leas.

Look upward where the white gull screams,
What does it see that we do not see?
Is that a star? or the lamp that gleams
On some outward voyaging argosy,—
Ah! can it be
We have lived our lives in a land of dreams!
How sad it seems.

Sweet, there is nothing left to say
But this, that love is never lost,
Keen winter stabs the breasts of May
Whose crimson roses burst his frost,
Ships tempest-tossed
Will find a harbour in some bay,
And so we may.

And there is nothing left to do
But to kiss once again, and part,
Nay, there is nothing we should rue,
I have my beauty,—you your Art,
Nay, do not start,
One world was not enough for two
Like me and you.

Source : Romantic Poems

Cool Quotes and Sayings

Life is short and so is money.

Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

Ask no questions and hear no lies.

Divide and conquer.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

Being cool, is not trying to be cool.

It’s good to be clever, but not to show it.

Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.

Time is an illusion, lunchtime, doubly so.

Rules without relationship equals rebellion.

No culture can live, if it attempts to be exclusive.

Honesty is the best policy.

If you see something you like, take it and make it better.

If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living.

The universe is change; our life is what our thoughts make it.

A lawful kiss is never worth a stolen one.

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.

Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.

The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions that I wish it to be always kept alive.

A friend is someone who has the same enemies you have.

I’m serious; it was only a joke.

One drop of ink may make a million think.

I only work to enjoy when I am not working.

Source : Cool Quotes and Sayings

Funny Irish Sayings and Quotes

Being Irish is very much a part of who I am. I take it everywhere with me.

He who is not strong must needs be cunning.

If you are lucky enough to be Irish, then you are lucky enough.

May you both live as long as you want, And never want as long as you live.

What's the use of being Irish if the world doesn't break your heart ?

Bless your little Irish heart and every other Irish part.

A man is often a bad adviser to himself and a good adviser to another.

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction.

May the blessings of each day be the blessings you need most.

Beauty suffers no pain.

The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch.

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious.

You never miss the water till the well has run dry.

The longest road out is the shortest road home.

Remember even if you loose all, keep your good name; for if you loose that you are worthless.

The Irish are very fair people, they never speak well for one another.

Good laugh and long sleep are the best cures in a doctor's book.

May you get all your wishes but one so you always have something to strive for.

Wherever you go and whatever you do, May the luck of the Irish be there with you.

Distant hills look green.

He is bad that will not take advice, but he is a thousand times worse that takes every advice.

A rainy day isn't a day for the children.

Only Irish coffee provides all main essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.

May the Lord keep you in his hand and never close his fist too tight.

Source : Irish Quotes and Sayings

Birthday Reminder

It’s your birthday, so don’t feel down;
Don’t think bad stuff and frown;
Your life should be filled with mirth;
Just look what you’ve done since your birth.

You started out really small,
Now you’re really filled out and tall.
In the beginning you would just cry,
Now you can laugh if you try.

You’ve done quite well since your start,
So as you grow older take heart;
Keep up the good work and don’t be a jerk;
Stay happy till you’re an old fart.

Source : Funny Birthday Poems

Funny Catch Phrases

And why do they keep sending them to me?
“Teachers on You Can’t Do That On Television. Follows “Where does the school board find them?” ”

The balcony is closed.
“Roger Ebert or Gene Siskel on Siskel and Ebert and The Movies. Said at the end of each show by each one every other week.”

Believe it… or not.
“Narrator on Ripley’s Believe It Or Not. The announcer said this after every segment in sort of a creepy tone of voice.”

Card SharksAnnouncers on Ace High! Deuce low! Call ‘em right and win the $.

You want me to get that?
“Benson on Soap. He said this whenever the doorbell would ring in the Tate mansion. Not real popular, but I remember it well. It was one of my favorite shows.”

Wheel of Fortune
“game show Wheel Of Fortune on I’d Like To Buy A Vowel Please.”

Source : Funny Phrases